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The pastor and his donkey

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ljmtidilgw 发表于 2007-10-25 13:18:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor
was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again,  and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to  get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day....

Morale of the story is...
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life.  So be yourself and enjoy life..... You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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