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    系统升级 - 从男朋友升到丈夫[英文版] System Upgrade

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    Jimmy 发表于 2007-9-29 10:27:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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    Subject: Fw: System Upgrade

    SYSTEM UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

    Dear IT Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
    down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and
    jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
    as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
    programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

    And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
    crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
    but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate Housewife

    系统升级 - 从男友升级到丈夫 [中文版]
    http://www.eswnman.net/thread-6281-1-1.html
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     楼主| Jimmy 发表于 2007-9-29 10:27:20 | 显示全部楼层

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    Reply:
    Dear Desperate Housewife,

    First keep in mind:
    Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
    operating system.

    Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2
    to install Guilt 3.0.

    If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
    applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
    2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

    Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav
    files.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
    Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
    Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

    You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
    I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

    Good Luck,
    IT Support
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    newgirl 发表于 2007-9-29 11:38:48 | 显示全部楼层
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    haha....so funny~~~~
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    顶你一下,好贴要顶!  
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    ljmabcljm 发表于 2018-9-27 09:29:50 | 显示全部楼层
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    楼主福如东海,万寿无疆!  
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    ljmabcljm 发表于 2020-7-29 01:38:35 | 显示全部楼层
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    不错,看看。  
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