笑翻您 - 笑话是医治灵魂之良药 LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE?

<br /><br />Kids Are Quick
还是孩子脑子快！




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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:  Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?



JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER:  No, that's wrong


GLENN:    Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER:  What are you talking about?


DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?


GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'


MILLIE:           I is..



TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'


MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS:    Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON:   No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?



HAROLD:   A teacher



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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'


MILLIE:           I is..



TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'


MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

这个比较变态，呵呵

睿智的孩子，不简单！

what a clever kid

it is very good

晕死也不加点分