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These two advertising slogans below were found on rice porridge labels (I especially like the second one):
How to convenience is too long tell, it is unable to keep off the sweet smell.
"Traditional Flavour, Endless aftertaste."
Here's a few quickies:
Eight Treasure Rice Porridge main ingredient:
Glutinous Mice
Double Lion King Battery
Caution: May explode or leak and cause bum injury.
Here's a nice product description for an electric warmer made in China:
Flower Bridge Brand Enamel & Stainless Steel Electric Warmer Instruction
The warmer will preserve heat when being energized for a short. time It has the atuo power-off function to stop energizing when getting to the fixed temperature, or when temperature gets too high. Ten minutes would be enough for the energizing and this would only costs you. The warming time will vary from 2 to 4 hours with the different surrounding temperature. under the quilt, however, it will last 6 hurs long. It has the features of short energizing time and long keeping warm and sending off heat time, on electricity on when being apiplied, beauty and durabijity. The warmer consists of insulating structure of product 1 per standard for the safty of household electric appliance. It is really safe, convenient and economic.
This warmer can be widely used. In place of hot water bottle, it can make your hands and body warm-up, and can be used to heat up the guilt before you go to bed.
Wouldn't you just love to buy a blanket that had these words on the label:
Tender Feeling Warm Myriads of Family
Or a notebook that says:
This is the most comfortable notebook you have ever run into.
You will feel like writing with it all the time.
On a card in a fancy hotel:
Sauna Gymnastic Centre
Our centre adhibit the most advanced equipment of Sauna in the world at present, and all cold, hot, iced, warm water function massage bathtub are untroled by computer. We offer chinese tradictional medicine, spily milk, healer foot, gymnastic, gentlemen's parts, lady's parts etc. We also ofler chinese, H.L.'s, Tharland's massage and so on. Our centre is nice whiter to release bahadur from journey's tired. And improve your healtly.
Our centre's whole employee will expect your presence with our whole zealous.
On the back of a laundry soap package (note how they like to use the word "article"):
Description for performance
This is a product of the trend of the times to be provided with "Active agent" of high purity and auciliary washing agent of high efficiency, it is very strong in a capacity for cleaning and upto three-four times stronger than the common washing powder.
1. This article may not damage dress materials and the fabric shall be especially whitened by it.
2. This article has extremely strong cleaning power to the dirt and stain. It is easy to rinse, to economize water and to save time and effort.
3. This article may be used both in hand washing or in a washing machine.
Description for washing powder volume:
This article is high in cleaning power. A good beneficial result may be got by the use of a proper quanlity of it. |
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