凤姐美国征婚传单！笑死

凤姐征婚已经征到美国去了！{:soso_e126:}
近日，纽约哥伦比亚大学中国学子冒死偷拍到凤姐在校门口散发征婚传单，哥大的男童鞋们赶紧收拾细软逃吧。{:soso_e120:}

　　下面是凤姐征婚启事的全部内容，各种错误什么的，真的是更能凸显凤姐的“不同之处”呐！快来看看你符合这些要求不？有兴趣的同学还可以试着找找凤姐这篇征婚传单里到底有多少错误。

　　I'm looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star from China. my name is luoyufeng(罗玉凤)， chinese call me fengjie(凤姐)， born 1985. I want my Husband very Interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world。

　　I want my Husband like this:

　　1. he must Between 25 to 31 years old。

　　2. he will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height。

　　3. he must never get married, no children。

　　4. he will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Standford, Oxon and so so。

　　5. He must has a master's degree。

　　6. he can't been an Asian。

　　7. he would better have a house and a car。

　　I'm born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I'm Expert in Poetry and prose. in 2006 when I'm 21, I became a Language teacher. in 2008 when I'm 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future. but I can't get a good job there. there was no way to get more income except publicize myself. so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I'm 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me, but none of them suitable。


Notice:

　　1. I'm only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. so I always looked like 5.08 feet。

　　2. I'm from china which country control Family planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get married。

　　E-mail: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

　　Mobile phone: 646-220-8171

　　MSN: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

　　Facebook: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

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可能不是凤姐的手笔吧？

怎么英语那么差？还能出国。。。。

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凤姐能嫁我就好了。

人没脸树没皮——没法治啊{:soso_e119:}

凤姐也不比一些人更无耻。

ljmtidilgw 发表于 2012-2-4 21:17
可能不是凤姐的手笔吧？

怎么英语那么差？还能出国。。。。

好像凤姐是申请的政治避难出去的吧

{:soso_e113:}楼上太有才了

也许她的愿望真的能实现呢

这就叫人挪活，树挪死，  人家挪到M国就是不一样了啊{:soso_e113:}

不要过多苛求！
每个人都有自己的活法。
穷人也可有变富人的梦和行动！

zong2006 发表于 2012-2-5 21:43
这就叫人挪活，树挪死，  人家挪到M国就是不一样了啊

呵呵
凤姐这是要走出国门、走向世界，打造成一国际知名巨星啊啊啊{:soso_e120:}

凤姐万岁！凤姐乃当朝唯一大彻大悟之人，唯一的自由主义人士，唯一敢说敢为之人，无奈却入主外邦，不知多少年后才能有第二个凤姐再世？20年，50年？但愿在我有生之年

goby1988 发表于 2012-2-7 12:27
凤姐万岁！凤姐乃当朝唯一大彻大悟之人，唯一的自由主义人士，唯一敢说敢为之人，无奈却入主外邦，不知多少 ...

她要在中国？

哈哈，可能有中文名，叫疯姐！

那个时间、那个地点和那个人！才是凤姐{:soso_e112:}

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她结婚，要求还这么多！

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Glad that I at least meet about 4 of her requirements... but unfortunately she can't make my list...

I called... the voice mail box is FULL... no doubt 300,000 chinese asked marry me....

不是吧